May 9, 2007 | 3 Comments

Flesh Flicks: A Gangbang Etiquette Reminder

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This post is a public service announcement from Fleshbot: Guys, if you’re lucky enough to find yourself invited to a drunken frat house orgy, don’t be That Guy. You know who we’re talking about. The guy who’s always hooting and hollering at the sight of girl boobies—or in this case, the guy who gets in the way of the shot and stares in amazement as though he’s never seen a real life vagina before and keeps sticking his face in the camera to give a wide-eyed thumbs up to the audience. (It’s called “breaking the fourth wall”, and it totally spoils the fantasy for everyone who’s watching. Don’t do it.) We suppose every drunken frat house orgy has to have one, but just because you are a drunken over-the-hill frat boy doesn’t mean you have to be him. That is all. We now return you to your regular orgy programming.

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· Drunken Orgy (PornoTube)

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  • jimijames

    Yeah, if there’s a BETTER way to make hot orgy sex really unappetizing, I can’t think of it. Thanks a lot, Drunken Over-The-Hill Frat Boy!

  • Keebler

    I’m assuming nobody thinks this is real… right?

    The shot of the two porn chicks “hanging out in the party” gave it away as a setup immediately. Somebody just hired a couple girls and guys, brought a camera and found some college kids to attend the “party”.

  • Laminar

    Forget orgies, how about all porn? Who suddenly told the camera guys they should be talking?

    For example, we have a woman masturbating on camera. She’s acting like it feels good, we’re pretending that it’s sincere, everybody’s happy. Then, in a voice so close that it sounds like he’s over my shoulder talking right into my ear, some guy I can’t see says, “does that feel good?”

    She has to stop what she’s doing and say something creative like, “yes,” and then we all have to restart and get rolling again.

    Then, later, she’s acting like she’s going to have an orgasm, and we’re pretending she’s sincere and may just join her. Just before that moment, however, Mr. One-Inch-From-The Microphone says, “are you going to cum?” She pauses, and with mild irritation says “oh yeah baby.” I stop, and with more than mild irritation say, “well I was going to.”

    It’s also not helped by the cameramen who feel the need to add impromptu “dialogue” so profane it swamps even the worst of any profanities on the screen. “Dude! Check out the twat on that whore! Fuck that bitch’s cunt! Fuck it dude!” I think I might find a way to make that hot were it a woman, but hearing that in a man’s voice one inch away from my head is extremely disturbing.

    How can porn possibly cause the downfall of civilized society if it can’t even get its own act together?

    Sorry, I know nobody reads these things, but I had to rant.