This Week In Lad Mags: As Real As It Gets

What makes a girl a "real girl"? Other than not being made out of metal or plastic, it's a little hard to pinpoint. Take Amii Grove, Zoo Weekly's recently crowned "Real Girl of the Year." Though it may be hard to believe that a body like hers can exist in nature, to the best of our knowledge she is not an actual robot and therefore is technically "real." On the other hand, she's the girlfriend of a Premier League soccer star and incredibly "fit," so it isn't as if she were plucked from the obscurity of a Wal-Mart checkout lane. Real becomes an even fuzzier concept when you consider the stars of Nuts' "Big Boob Issue." We're quite certain that at least a couple of these lasses are packing more than just flesh and blood in their funbags, but of course, you're never going to get your hands close enough to find out the truth. Lucy Pinder's hands have sadly returned to their previous function as nipple covers, leading us back to the eternal question: If a boob gets fondled and you're not the one to touch it, does it really exist? Try to wrap your mind around that at the next meeting of your Metaphysics Club.

· Amii Grove! Inside The Ultimate Real Girl's Bedroom! (zooweekly.co.uk)

· Amii Grove: ZOO's Real Girl Of The Year (dailyniner.com)

· NUTS: The Big Boob Issue (dailypoa.com)

Previously: This Week In Lad Mags: Girl-On-Girl Bonanza, Sophie Howard's "Bizarre" Behavior, Meet Imogen Gray: Taking Advantage Of The System, Lucy Pinder Lets It All Hang Out