· Lindsay Lohan doesn’t need a shirt to party hard. All those pesky buttons and sleeves just weigh you down. (egotastic.com + hollywoodtuna.com)
· Someone at the New York Times has spent a lot of time thinking about duck penises. We’re glad somebody does. (nytimes.com)
· For once, we’re glad we don’t know how to read German. We’re not sure we want to know what our genital horoscope is. (astrogenital.de, via random-good-stuff.com)
· A Chinese artists asks, "How Big Do We Want Our Breasts To Be?" The answer? As big as is necessary. (reuters.com)
· The Iranian culture committee has approved the death penalty as a punishment for pornographers, so you might want to put the vacation to Tehran on hold for a bit. (avn.com)
· Don’t you hate it when you turn on the Disney Channel and all you get is porn. Sorry … we hate when that doesn’t happen. (wcbstv.com)
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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives
