Lest you think that most of the sex toys we post about around here are cute nubbin-covered thingies that whisper sweet nothings in your various orifices or outsize conversation pieces designed to collect dust on your coffee table, we should remind you that there exists a troupe of intrepid porn queens for whom too much is never enough when it comes to dildos that look more like heavy-duty ballistic devices than relationship-enhancing marital aids. In addition to featuring many of these gapetastic geniuses in action, BrutalDildos.com is at least equally notable for providing us with some of the best alliterative paysite copy we’ve come across lately: “Supernatural sex toys shredding our sluts!” “Titanic toys terrorizing these tight twats!!” “Young Virgin Vaginas Get Visciously Violated!” We’ll leave it up to you to decide which is more painful: getting fucked by a dildo the size of a fire hydrant, or coming across the phrase “enormous elephant dong” on a hardcore porn site.
· Brutal Dildos (paysite previews @ brutaldildos.com, via Pornzio)
“Woman Gets Fucked by Monster Made of Dildos WTF?!” (TGP/preview gallery @ lesbopimp.com)
Previously: Marital Aid Test Kitchen: King Kong Dildo, Flesh Flicks: Let An Ass Be Your Umbrella, Flesh Flicks: High Gear Insertion, Flesh Flicks: Pussy Foot(ball), Vagetarian Porn, Catching Up With The Galactic Girls, Flesh Flicks: Invasion Of The Monster Dick, Flesh Flicks: The Return of the Dino-Fuckers, Alien Dildos