Flesh Flicks: High Speed Blowjobs

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With its non-existent story lines, zero character development, and predictable, robotic action, does today’s porn move just a bit too slow for you? What if you could speed up your blowjob watching so that you could go from de-pantsing to money shot in a just few short moments? Believe it or not, you would hardly notice the difference other than the fact that it sounds like someone is getting fellatio from a chipmunk. That’s a small price to pay for the ability to watch your porn in half the usual time. Of course, with all the bonus minutes available during your work day, you might actually have to, you know … do your work. How horrible would that be?

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  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    That needed a “Yakety-Sax” soundtrack, no?

  • Jonnobot

    We were so going to say that, but we have a strict only one “Yakety Sax” reference per day policy around here. Besides, chipmunks are hot.