· Joe Francis refuses to surrender on contempt of court charges, says “It is a case of a judge gone wild.” Zing! Good one, Joe. (Defamer)
· It’s not fair to advertise a nude lesbian vampire sex scene between Lucy Liu and Carla Gugino, and then give us sixty seconds of poorly lit fumbling barely worthy of Cinemax. It’s just not fair (egotastic.com, also seen @ idontlikeyouinthatway.com)
· Hugh Hefner remembers who Anna Nicole Smith is and says Playboy is planning several promotional tie-ins memorials. Stay strong, buddy. (cnn.com)
· “The 10 Real Reasons Why Geeks Make Better Lovers.” Hand us that 8-port wireless router and we’ll show you No. 11. (wired.com)
· Emmanuelle Chriqui makes “Entourage” a little bit more watchable. Especially when you can watch her nipples and not the actual show. (wwtdd.com)
· A restaurant gets cited because of their dancing chicken in a bikini. No, not dancing chicks in bikinis. A dancing chicken. Yes, that is what this world is coming to. (nbc5i.com)
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