Flesh Flicks: Cunnilingus For Dummies

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Sure, lots of people watch pornstars smother themselves in female nether regions and then do their best to imitate them in real life—but frankly, we know that some you just don’t get it. It’s not your fault that you chose to get sex education from gonzo porn films (ok, maybe it’s a little bit your fault). But help is on the way! Before your next trip downtown, watch this video as many times as needed to figure out where all the lady parts are and where you’re supposed to do with them when you find them. Most girls won’t have the patience to wait while you consult the manual, so you have to do your homework. (The video even flips upside down, for those who are easily disoriented in bed.) Yes, it can be intimidating, but short of hiring a personal tutor it’s the only way you’ll learn. Once you get the hang of it, your future dates will be very appreciative.

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· Sex Anatomy – Clit or Clitoris (Shufuni.com, now with embedding – via highonsex.blogspot.com)

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  • timberGrrl

    Finally someone is giving them a decent clue!

  • ronstermm6

    It seems cruel to both women and men that the clitoris is such a small, poorly positioned orgasmic button

    If all women gave such detailed instruction more women would smile.

    Fellatio is so much more obvious a trick