Flesh Flicks: It’s Crisco Time!

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As we’ve seen dozens of times on Fleshbot over the years, human beings have a remarkable ability for improvisation, particularly when they’ve been backed into a corner and their options are few. These instincts are especially sharp when the goal is sex—for the horny person, no obstacle is insurmountable. Obviously, we don’t endorse the following course of action the next time you run out of lube, but we do appreciate the philosophy that says sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do. Just watch out for those saturated fats. Sex is supposed to burn calories, not apply them directly to your ass.

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  • drunkexpatwriter

    It gives new meaning to the phrase “Lard Ass.”

  • Hestika

    I never use Crisco. It’s shortening.

  • Subterranean

    Nine Inch Nails always makes for a good porn soundtrack.

  • Anonymous

    That lady is into stating the obvious during sex. That’s gotta get annoying after a while.