Morning Wood: Thank You For Your Cooperation

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· This is what Christina Aguilera looks like when she’s dressing casual. You should see her when she actually tries to get attention. (mannysbabes.blogspot.com)

· Sex workers in Vancouver want to form a business co-operative. We think that means you get a discount on threesomes. (canada.com)

· Doctors turn to sex shops to find anatomically correct models of the most "delicate" parts of the human body, because no one cries when you accidentally break a King Dong. (ibnlive.com)

· London police are worried about an increase in sex traffic during the Olympics … which doesn’t start for another five years. Is this considered premature investigation? (nzherald.co.nz)

· South Korea declares war on foreign porn sites. We hope we don’t get stranded in the DMZ. (hankooki.com)

· What can the gambling industry learn from porn? They’re already better at screwing people. (gambling911.com)

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  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    You’re not stranded in the DMZ, yet, but Fleshbot is blocked at FedExKinko’s. (Don’t know if Denton knows about this yet… GawkerMedia needs to correct this injustic, though.) & I feel, honestly, that the block is the most egregiously misleading advertising, ever. No Fleshbot, at Kinko’s? Really?