· Marisa Tomei comes back (from the late 1970s apparently) to show us her underwear. We guess she didn’t get the memo—actresses don’t wear panties any more, silly! (latenightpictures.com + taxidrivermovie.com)
· Jenna Jameson wants you to know that her recent weight loss is due to the stress of her current divorce proceedings and not … you know, anything else. We’re already looking forward to treating her to a nice big steak dinner once everything is settled. (myspace.com)
· This just in: Scarlett Johansson has huge boobs. And if you don’t blink you can sort of see them in this video! Hooray, pause button! (savemanny.com + egotastic.com)
· If you haven’t stopped caring yet, here’s the background story on the anti-porn cabal that fired those U.S. attorneys so they could be replaced by "loyal Bushies" who would save the world from smut. Isn’t government fun! (yahoo.com)
· Is your penis feeling a little down? Why not buy it a mud facial? Yes, it is just an excuse to have a woman touch your penis, but doesn’t your foreskin look fabulous? (mainichi-msn.co.jp)
· How do semi-professional pornographers invest their money? Very carefully. (wearemakingporn.com)
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