March 20, 2007 | 4 Comments

Morning Wood: Bad Education

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· Who knew that Tee Corrine’s classic 1973 Cunt Coloring Book was available on Amazon? We’re so excited about ordering copies for everyone we know that we’re going to have even more trouble staying inside the lines! (random-good-stuff.com)

· Parents, please remember "the birds and the bees" is supposed to be a lecture to your kids, not a live presentation in front of them. The goal is teach them about sex, not scare them away from it forever.

· A day after teasing everyone with a glimpse of sideboob, Lindsay Lohan continues to work her way back into the spotlight by serving up a pantyhose-sheathed upskirt shot. One day at a time, Lindsay, one day at a time! (drunkenstepfather.com)

· Orbitz’ advertising is not very subtle. They are talking about cocks, right? (copyranter.blogspot.com)

· A Montreal YMCA tries to figure out how to keep wandering eyes from ogling spandex-clad exercisers, but isn’t that the whole point of working out? (canada.com)

· Hooters are on their way to Israel—the restaurant, we mean, not the other kind. They’ve had those forever. (reuters.com)

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  • datguy

    I wish I had those kind of coloring books as a child.

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    What Jewish mother is going to let her daughter work at Hooters?

    I don’t see this foray into the Eastern Hemisphere ending well, then.

  • Falconfire

    What Jewish mother is going to let her daughter work at Hooters?

    Your kidding right? I dont know what Israel you have been to, but they are extremely progressive about sex. They are also not as “jewish” as the western world thinks either, with many being atheist there. But then thats the difference between judaism the religion, and judaism the people, not all “Jews” are well Jews there.

  • Conrad

    On the lyndsay note. The issue shouldn’t be that she doesn’t wear underwear, there is no problem not wearing underwear. The problem is that she seems to do it in situations that are for the intent of getting laid (which in of itself is fine), making her out to be a whore.

    If only she didn’t wear underwear and learned to not flash herself so often. Plenty of women don’t wear underwear on a daily basis, but they manage to do so without showing anyone (besides those they want to see).