Happy Steak and Blowjob Day!

We love fake holidays as much as anyone, so of course we're going to honor Steak and Blowjob Day. Celebrated on March 14 and billed as the Valentine's Day for guys (or girls) who hate all that mushy stuff, it's a straightforward way for loving couples to show their appreciation for each other with an exchange—or rather, a one-way transmission—of hot beef injections—and the best part is that you don't have to wrack your brain for a gift idea since it's right there in the name of the day! To do our part, we scrounged up some quality knob gobbling videos to help set the mood—but unfortunately ever since that Atkins guy died of a coronary new examples of steak porn are a little harder to come by these days. (Still, aren't you glad that we got through this whole post without once using the phrase "tube steak"?)

· Steak and Blowjob Day (steakandbjday.com)
· Thumbnail via the ever-classic "Super Model Meat Sports" (video @ transfatty.com)

Lots more mouth-watering meaty goodness after the jump.

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· (I Deep Throat) Heather and friend (Haporn)

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· Veronica (Haporn)

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· Jenna! (Haporn)

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· After School (xxxuploads.com)

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· Awesome Blowjob (xxxuploads.com)

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· trendy blowjob (xxxuploads.com)

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See also:

· Flesh Flicks: Gloryhole Madness!
· The Art Of (Very) Deep Throating
· Blowjobs and Haikus

· Slate on Atkins Porn
· More Fast Food Porn
· Neo-Ronald(s)
· Hardee's Girl Commercial
· Paris Loves Meat
· More Meat and Porn
· More Women and Meat
· More Atkins Porn
· Super Model Meat Sports
· CGI: "Burgers & Blowjobs"

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And for our vegetarian friends:

· How To: Make Your Own Veggie Vibrator
· Vagetarian Porn
· Vegan Sex Toys