Tired of having greedy, megalomaniac porn site owners decide that you’re supposed to be turned on by things like freakishly large breasts, non-medicall licensed pornstar nurses in latex, or hairy arms? You now have the chance to be the master of your masturbation material at WhatsYourKink.com, a “groundbreaking new concept” in porn sites where eager smut fans just like you can submit your own fantasies—like fucking a hot Latina housekeeper or cornholing (their word, not ours) a flight attendant—instead of having to settle for the kinds of trite setups you see on all those other porn sites out there … like, you know, fucking Latina housekeepers or getting it on with a flight attendant. So what if some of the “reader-submitted” video descriptions have a touch of Penthouse Forum dubiousness about them (e.g., “Steve from Nebraska wrote in: he told us his fantasy is to find a hot girl on the beach, bring her to his hotel room during the day, and give her the nasty”)? If having a woman squirt breast milk all over your nether regions or rub a balloon all over herself while you’re having sex doesn’t do it for you, you’ll have only yourself to blame. (Meanwhile, all we have to do now is fgure out a way for them to make our Linda Hunt fantasy come to life and we’ll be set!)
· What’s Your Kink: Custom Fantasy Videos (whatsyourkink.com, via Pornzio)
Previously: My X Fantasy: Make Your Own Porn, Naked Fake: Custom Fantasy Nudes
