· So what exactly is on sale in this American Apparel ad, the model or the clothes? In their world, we guess it doesn’t matter. (copyranter.blogspot.com)
· Ladies, just because your boyfriend is bad in bed that’s no reason to stab him. Besides, wouldn’t staring in your own porn series be much more humiliating? (upi.com)
· Scores West in New York City gets its liquor license revoked due to the whole strippers-selling-sex thing. There’s still a two-drink minimum, but a glass of water now costs $17.50. (therealestate.observer.com)
· Sending your friends text messages about goat porn is hi-larious … unless you’re running for Parliament in Australia. Then it’s more like career suicide. (news.com.au)
· Companies are doing everything they can to keep employees off, uh … "unproductive" websites, but most workers are "less afraid of getting caught there than at home by their wives.” Maybe they shouldn’t have married IT administrators. (kansascity.com)
· MySpace.com: Where Tila Tequila has 1.7 million friends, but a mom gets booted for posting breast-feeding pictures. All is right with the world. (Idolator + kirotv.com)
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