· News of the World says Christina Aguilera likes kinky sex, wants to fuck groupies. Along with our friends at the WOW Report, we ask: this is news? (News of the World, via WOW Report)
· Romanian porn star has orgy with cocaine-addled pro soccer player. God we love the tabloids. (The Sun UK)
· More news we knew already: Republicans have better sex lives than Democrats—and use more sex toys too. OK, so maybe we were surprised by that. (sexblo.gs)
· “With patent pending ‘Talk Now,’ singles may be only five minutes away from finding love.” Or genital herpes, depending. (press release @ Yahoo!, via Boing Boing)
· Ah, unicorns. So pretty. So magical. So horny. (Quick Time video @ chrismullins.net)
· Thanks to our overcaffeinated blog sibling at Screenhead, there’s a new song that we can’t get out of our heads. “Lindsay, I heard a rumor thaaaaat …” (Flash w/sound @ liquidgeneration.com, via Screenhead; Defamer is afflicted too)
· To the reader who suggested these pelvic exam training videos would be an appropriate link for Fleshbot … not our thing, really, but we’re sure there are plenty of medical fetishists you’re making very happy today. (harvard.edu [!] – thanks (?) Jerry)
· Swedish model and “Survivor” star Frida Lundell was voted off the island by her fellow contestants. So much for that Scandanavian open-mindedness we’ve heard so much about. (fridalundell.se – thanks Pete)
· Meanwhile, controversy erupts in Spain over professional models being used as ball girls for tennis matches. Surely there’s a dirty joke in there somewhere. (photos @ sify.com; more @ This Is London)
· Gay Porn Blog blows the mask off Michael Jackson’s gay porn connections. Or at least talks about a book which may soon be doing the same. (Gay Porn Blog; more @ GaySexBlog.net)
· Finally, a how-to guide for the inner obnoxious cam whore in all of us. It’s easier than we thought! (maddox.xmission.com, via uberbitch naomi)
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