February 13, 2007 | 2 Comments

Europorn Text of the Day: “Anal”

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Simple. Direct. Efficient. Everything about this movie seems right, and nothing seems wrong. From the arresting beveled and embossed Verdana of the title font to, especially, the liner notes, Portugal-based Viv Thomas Studios will forever link ass-fucking to Easter at the aquarium for me:

If you love to see a girl’s moist, tight chocolate starfish quivering like a little rabbit nostril, before it’s penetrated by a big stiff cock then this is the DVD for you.

Thanks Easter Bunny! (Bok! Bok!) - GP

· Viv Thomas Studios (vivthomas.com)

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  • Richard

    Not to be picky or anything, Monsieur Ponante, but that ain’t Verdana. One of the “century” fonts maybe, or Avant Garde. But not Verdana.

    Goddess, I’m such a fag. Which would explain why I’m checking out the font on the DVD case and not Miss Thing’s ladybits.

  • Gram Ponante

    NOT VERDANA??? That means the font on my cathedral must be … Oh God …Mistral!