· We’re thinking of asking Sara Tommasi to open up an Italian office of the Fleshbot Crush Object Support Center. She’d make an excellent club president. (latenightpictures.com)
· If you’re a teacher at a Church of England high school, running an erotic vampire website probably won’t help your career. Besides that’s not really the preferred use of a crucifix. (dailymail.co.uk)
· It looks like Playboy has finally found a problem that airbrushing can’t solve: its stock price. (money.cnn.com)
· Many university libraries carry porn in their archives—and it’s always fun to watch the reaction that occurs every four years when a new group of undergrads first figures it out. (thevarsity.ca)
· Wow, if Britons are this clueless about the birds and bees, it’s a wonder they ever get laid at all. (dnaindia.com)
· "No one disputes that an on-duty Irvine police officer got an erection and ejaculated on a motorist during an early-morning traffic stop in Laguna Beach." Sadly, that’s the not the weird part of this story. (ocweekly.com)
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