· In a move that surprises no one, Kim Kardashian is helping to promote planning to sue Vivid over the sex tape she totally had nothing to do with and says she’s “disappointed” and “confused” about the whole thing—unlike everyone else who saw this coming from the get-go. (avn.com; see also “Buy the Clothes off Kim Kardashian’s Rack” @ Gridskipper)
· Playboy is planning to sell digital copies of all its back issues on DVD, which will make it a lot easier to hide them under your mattress. (money.cnn.com)
· Six people are arrested in Florida after a wet t-shirt contest becomes a no t-shirt contest. Police say their alibi just doesn’t hold water. (local6.com)
· An Australian professor is having a hard time proving that a painting at her university belongs to her, even though it’s her bare ass in the picture. Somebody better get to the bottom of this! (OK, we’ll stop with the bad puns for the day.) (guardian.co.uk)
· A man in Idaho is arrested with 244 pairs of underwear he stole from local female college students, and contain enough fabric to completely cover three entire asses. (kpvi.com)
· So China has a centralized economy and restrictions on the press, but they don’t have a ratings system for movies? How are kids supposed to know which films to sneak into? (onelocalnews.com)
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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives
