While I am only 19, you will have to admit that the idea that there is someone in the world calling herself Strokahontas is enough to define several lifetimes, and you’ll understand my excitement when I first heard of her existence. But my dreams were crushed like litter on the road (cue single tear) when I finally saw the person assuming that name and deemed her unworthy of such a singular title.
See a little more of Strokahontas after the gap … and join us in our ReNaming effort. - GP
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As you can see, this woman, who stars in Mercenary Pictures’ “Black Reign 10″ (along with a person named Mia Freak, who is ideally suited for such a name) appears to be charming and lovely. But she’s no Strokahontas.
That would require a much more regal and exotic bearing, and it would help if this performer were seven feet tall and, I don’t know, wore a headdress and communed with a spirit animal. You don’t force a name like Strokahontas onto someone who’d be perfectly fine with Sassy McSassypants or whatnot.
I predict this woman will collapse under the weight of her nom de porn and either leave the business or come to the conclusion that it is only a certain kind of person that can justify such a ricockulous name.
Send in your practical suggestions to ReName Strokahontas via our commenting device below and we will make sure your suggestions get to the proper authorities. Heap thanks.
· Mercenary Pictures (lexsteele.com)
· Buy “Black Reign 10″ (gamelink.com)
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