Hand Jerker Helper: When Too Much Porn Is Not Enough

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You know that scene in "A Clockwork Orange," where the doctors pry open Alex's eyelids and force him to watch hours and hours of disturbing images to try and cure him of his violent tendencies? That's sort of how we felt after stumbling upon the sensory overload chamber that is Handjerker Helper, only instead of violent images you get tons of free porn ... and instead of curing your desires it only makes you want more and more (or makes you totally dizzy to the point where you swear off porn forever, depending). Simply call up the page in your browser and get greeted by up to six videos playing in your window simultaneously, all with audio; soon more random clips take their place and the cycle continues on an endless loop. And if that wasn't enough, a slideshow of dirty pictures scrolls by on the side of your window, turning your monitor into a perpetual motion porn machine that constantly refreshes while you sit back and enjoy the smut barrage with both hands free. (What you do at that point is your own business.) It's a pretty ingenious use of all that newfangled web technology stuff that we don't understand, even if it verges on too much muchness. And there's always the chance that it's part of some massive government brainwashing experiment. But that's a risk we're willing to take.

· Hand Jerker Helper (handjerkerhelper.com, via Badgirl's Hotbox)

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