· It seems that quite a few people are taking issue with The New York Times’ quoting that "porn is $13 billion-a-year industry" figure that is often claimed. Let’s just all start using the figure “$100 umptytittytwisterjillion-a-year” from now on to avoid any more arguments in the future, k? (Boing Boing)
· Phun.org breaks out the lingerie photos to start their New Year. We like resolutions that are easy to keep. (phun.org)
· Playboy is making offers to disgraced recovering inspirational Miss USA Tara Conner. We can’t say we didn’t see that one coming, but Mr. Trump wouldn’t associate himself with naked models, would he? (nypost.com)
· Last time we checked, stripping was not a required part of a driver’s license exam, although you do get extra credit if you can keep both hands on the wheel. (wcbstv.com)
· Also last time we checked, farting strippers aren’t what most strip club patrons are hoping to get when they cough up the bills for a lap dance. Well, most patrons anyway. (stripperweb.com)
· It’s the same old story. Boys start internet video site. Boys ban porn from internet video site. Internet video site loses traffic. Executives flee internet video site like rats from a sinking ship. The moral: "It’s probably porn that people want." You think? (news.com.com)
· Find true love—and ample cleavage—at Match.com. Finally, a dating site that understands what we’re truly searching for. (copyranter.blogspot.com)
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