December 11, 2006 | 1 Comment

Wet Spots: Checking Out Of the Hilton(s)

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· Paris and Nicky Hilton may be taking this sisterly love thing a bit too far. We don’t even want to know where Britney fits into all this. (gallery @ newsoftheworld.co.uk)

· Perhaps good, wholesome Rachel Bilson can make it all better. Wait, a sec … that’s not very wholesome at all. (gorillamask.net)

· Naked News is looking for new anchors, so if you like to read things while people stare at your boobs, this might be your big chance. Bonus points if you can correctly pronounce Mahmoud Ahmadinejad without laughing. (xbiz.com)

· A mom is suing a foster agency after her foster son finds old nude pics of her and unwittingly gives himself several years worth of expensive therapy sessions. He might survive the ordeal—but sadly, the pictures did not. (metro.co.uk)

· Finally, a dating service that only accepts really, really, really hot people. We’ve got to keep the gene pool sparkling clean, you know. (suntimes.com)

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  • krome

    maybe I’m just a bit more twisted than most, but I find sisters/twin porn the hottest thing ever. there are those two Japanese girls that get it on with each other, and I have two of those vids, and then there are the half sisters that were on Stern a few years back and they used have a site (ultimatesisters.com, I think) that I got a hacked user account for and grabbed some of their movies. not the highest quality vids, but knowing that they were really sisters (Bababooey checked their IDs and birth certificates) made up for it in spades.

    it’s actually a surprise to me that there isn’t more of sister porn out there. I, like you guys, look at/for porn for a living and the closest I ever come to finding it is stuff like the Taylor twins where they’re having sex in the same room, often with the same people, but never with each other.