Britney Spears Upskirt Photos: No, Really

Britney Spears Upskirt Photos: No, Really

It’s feeling very “Groundhog Day” here at Fleshbot Central this week: are we fated to awaken every morning to the sight of Britney Spears’ crotch for the rest of our porn blogging careers? (We could say something about how we now know how K-Fed must’ve felt all those years, but that would be as easy as making an “Oops, she did it again!” joke.) This marks the second consecutive day in which we’ve posted something about Britney’s nether regions, but we can’t exactly help it if part of her new-found freedom involves not wearing underwear and flashing her goods at every available opportunity. Unlike yesterday’s upskirt sighting, though, these high-resolution pics sent to us this morning by an anonymous Fleshbot operative look like the real deal, unless there’s a Photoshop “Waxing Stubble” filter and auto-Caesarean scar feature we’re not familiar with; at this rate, we’ll all be intimately acquainted with her cervix before you can say “Paris Hilton made me do it”. Stay tuned!

· Britney Spears Upskirt Photos (Fleshbot Gallery)

Previously: Yet Another Britney Spears Upskirt, Britney Spears Upskirt, The Britney Spears Sex Tape: Don’t Hold Your Breath, No, It’s Not Her, BREAKING: Britney Spears Sex Tape, Maybe, You, The People: Britney or Not Britney?, DVD: “Britney Rears 3: Britney Gets Shafted”, Britney Spears in Harper’s Bazaar, Celebrity NippleWatch™: Britney Spears

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  • chrisbunch

    Oh dear, if I had one like that and a Ceasarian scar to match I think I’d keep my panties on except for in the dark………………….

  • chrisbunch

    Oh dear, if I had one like that and a Ceasarian scar to go with it I’d keep my panties on at all times except in the dark. As for that waxing job, did she go back to her old trailer and get the local rat catcher to do it…………

  • Rocky

    I think Britanny needs a good talking to by her mother. My goodness, she is destroying herself.

  • INeedAPill

    Nasty! The girl has visible herpe sores–looking straight ahead on one of the photos sitting in the car, you can see two on her left inner thigh closer to the back than the front –those are way too big to big ingrown hairs and as a nurse I’ve seen enough (unfortunately) to know. Also, on the ass shot, she has one visible on her left cheek.

    She has to be on crack, drunk and insane to think a view up her skirt would be sexy to anyone with anyone with vision. She needs a WAY better waxing, a more natural tan and for God’s sake–wait for the herpes to heal up woman. Now, I know the REAL reason she had C-Sections.

    Hugs,
    INeedAPill

  • Gram Ponante

    I have never loved Britney more than at this moment. The title of her comeback should be Herpetic Meatcurtained Motherhood.

  • justinh

    I think we are all missing the point here. Paris Hilton is actually allowed to drive a motor vehicle.

  • Anonymous

    Ni-i-i-i-i-ice…

    ..car.

  • meme27

    she used to be hot and lusted on by young boys and men alike but after seeing her privates i don’t think you can even pay someone to get it on with her.

  • andrew graham

    I guess I’d still hit it…

  • Monica21

    Screw you all…not one of you people know her and can say any of that…none of you are atttacked by the paparazzi, you dont know what it is like to be her and you dont have the paparazzi recording your every move. I am very sure each and every one of us has made a mistake just as bad if not worse….how do you think she feels? We have all screwed up..her mistakes are just hi-lighted by the press…I think everyone should just back OFF!!!!!

  • CANUCKLEHEAD

    Britney has gone downhill ever since K-FUCKUP, and has to stop it. I have to admit I once thought she was Hot, but then I wore Tommy Hilfiger!

  • Trackback

    My friends at SexyBattleBoard just sent me links to these topless Britney shots. She really does love to show off her naughty bits in public. Remember the vag pics? Aren’t the flowers a nice touch? A kinder, gentler, Britney Spears.

  • Anonymous

    Do you think she was sticking to the fine leather in that fine automobile?