· Looks like Gemma Atkinson needs a little help getting all that stuff off her boob. The line starts here, y’all. (gorillamask.net)
· Variety regrets to inform you that VHS is dead. Great … now what are we supposed to do with our "Boner Jams 1996" compilation? (variety.com)
· In case you haven’t heard, this internets thing might change your life a little bit. Look, we just buried our VCR—isn’t that enough for one day? (theage.com.au)
· The man arrested for his "overt sexual activity" on an airplane, says his head was in his girlfriend’s lap because he felt sick. He also claims sucking on her breasts cures his acne. (cnn.com)
· Get an eye full of the largest vagina on the face of the Earth. Keep your Lindsay Lohan jokes to yourself. (toxicmagazine.com)
· Model Amber Goetz would like you to know that she has been on Spring Break and occasionally wears a bikini, but she is definitely not a girl gone wild for Playboy. We all know what a mark of shame that would be. (cbs2.com)
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