Nope, It’s Not Her

Nope, It's Not Her

After an eternity of intense speculation (okay, twelve hours or so), an anonymous tipster just sent us an extended version of that clip which has apparently been floating around various amateur sites for a while now—and lo, there’s nary a “Britney and K-Fed Sex Tape” logo on it anywhere to be seen. Coupled with a closer inspection of the lady in question, we’re forced to conclude that the PornoTube version we posted about earlier today merely stars a vague Britney lookalike—though who knows whether that “real” version still exists out there in the wild somewhere? Either way, we’re already starting to lose interest; after all, it’s only a blowjob … and not a very good one at that. As soon as someone sends us verifiable footage of the formerly happy couple getting it on doggie style while some of the more obscure tracks from “In The Zone” play in the background, we’ll let you know.

· “College Blowjob” Clip (aka Not Britney) (pornotube.com)

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The extended source material clip:

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The “original” fake teaser clip:

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Previously: BREAKING: Britney Spears Sex Tape, Maybe, You, The People: Britney or Not Britney?

 

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  • wow

    I think your sources are wrong, I believe this is our one and only Brit! I was just taken when she decided to dye her hair black.

  • raincoaster

    And other organs.

    Call me Ishmael, a man who doesn’t close his tags probably doesn’t bring his own condoms either. Not a good sign, my boy.

  • hotdogwheel

    a nation weeps…

  • Call me Ishmael

    Oh, it will always be Britney — in my heart and mind!

  • Anonymous

    Can’t see the clips anymore.