In the absence of any defining facial characteristics like moles or birthmarks on the female participant in that alleged Britney Spears sex tape clip we posted about this morning, we’re forced to take increasingly desperate measures by way of forensic analysis—which has basically involved finding as many photos of the real Britney’s tongue as we could and comparing them with the darting and stabbing specimen in the video. Unfortunately, we still haven’t come to a conclusion yet, which may have something to do with the fact that our eyeballs have turned to jelly after rewinding it so many times. So we present the question to you, gentle (and not-so-gentle) readers, for your opinion; if you’re not too sick of voting on things this week, let us know what you think.
Update In light of recent developments, we sort of had no choice but to close the poll (though you can still see the rather interesting results after the jump). But hey, feel free to keep arguing in the comments if it makes you feel better. As for us, we just plan on getting really, really drunk.
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