We should’ve known this was, er, coming: what with Brit-Brit’s <a href=”recent resurgence in the news over the last few days, could a suspiciously timed “release” of an excerpt from the long-rumored sex tape have been too far behind? Before you get too excited, keep in mind that the 19 second clip of uncertain provenance that popped up on PornoTube a few hours ago only shows a tight closeup of a woman who may or may not look like Britney (depending how hard you squint) giving some rather energetic head to an uncircumcized penis that may or may not belong to K-Fed … and that any shlub with a video editing program can add a “Britney Spears Sex Tape” logo to the corner of the footage to make it look somehow “official”. That said, JESUS MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST COULD IT REALLY BE BRITNEY SPEARS GIVING A BLOWJOB?!??!!* Even the remotest possibility that it might be the real deal makes us dizzy. (And even if it’s not … well, it won’t be the first time someone’s tried to pull this off. And besides, we’ll always have this.)
· “Britney Spears Sex Tape” (pornotube.com)
· See also: “The Britney Spears/K-Fed Sex Tape?” (Defamer)
* Update So, uh, what is it they say about those times when things seem too good to be true? Oh, right …
· “College Blowjob” Clip (aka Not Britney) (pornotube.com)
· Nope, It’s Not Her (Fleshbot)
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Previously: DVD Review: “Britney Rears 3: Britney Gets Shafted”, Britney Spears: The Downward Spiral, Britney’s Crotch Grab, Britney Spears, Still Not Naked, Britney “Nude”: Enough Already, Britney on the Balcony (Update), Britney Does Anna
