Remaindered Smut

(Or, "Everything we meant to post before our laptop crashed this weekend ... today!")

· You'll have to squint really hard to see this teeny tiny video clip of practically every celebrity nipple slip ever from MTV Germany - but once again, you've probably had to suffer more for less. (.wmv video w/sound @ shooshtime.com, via YDM)

· Celebrity Sex Change contest: is it just us, or are "Feminem" and "Harry Berry" kind of hot? (photomanipulations @ b3ta.com)

· Looks like someone had even more of a problem with "Glitter" than we did: Mariah's XRated HELL! (Yahoo! Groups, via Tiny Nibbles)

· Porn stars get wet for charity - and AVN has photos. (AVN)

· Heidi Klum, supermodel MILF. (The Sun UK)

· NYC escort Alexa loves Prada, Seven jeans, and Jimmy Choos. Here's hoping she's making enough to afford all three. (blog @ nyhotties.com - thanks Eric)

· Why bother paying good money for a separate coat hook, dust broom, toilet brush, serving tray and feather duster when The Humiliator does it all? (scottpaulpresents.com - thanks Rob)

· Bringing simulated bestiality to the masses, one ewe at a time: Mutton Bone, the Inflatable Sheep Company. (muttonbone.com - thanks Xeni)

· Sure beats one of those "Wash Me" signs: "THIS IS MY CAR, NOT YOUR BED!!!!!" (portland.craigslist.org - thanks Rick)

· And finally - oldies but goodies of Jennifer Aniston topless*, just because. (photos @ gorillamask.net)
 
*Update A Friend of Fleshbot writes: "Sadly, those aren't Jen Aniston's boobs - nor her face, nose, tummy, or any other part of her body. Those look-alike pictures have been floating around for years, but the photos she sued about was actually just one photo, and it was kinda looking over her shoulder with her breasts in profile and a squidge of her face shown." (They're still nice boobs anyway, no matter who they belong to. Thanks, John!)