Totally (Abi) Titmuss

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We’d really love to believe the boobaliciously British tabloid tempstress Abi Titmuss is actually writing the entries in her recently launched Totally Titmuss official website and blog, but despite the occasional authentic-looking typo we think the entries smack a bit too much of PR polish to be the real thing: “I love poledancing, especially when I can get naked and slide down the pole feeling it against my pussy. I recorded a special video for you all ealrier today and I’ve just uploaded it to the members area.” Still, with news flashes that include items about her upcoming lesbo video appearance with fellow hottie Jodie Marsh and a (hopefully naked) interview with—bestill our hearts!—Keeley Hazell, who cares who’s really writing them?

· Totally Titmuss (totallytitmuss.com – thanks C.)

Update We’ve received several reports from readers that the “special videos” advertised on the site are, in fact, nonexistent—and that the whole site seems to be a sham. Guess we got so distracted by that whole Abi/Keeley lesbo thing that we neglected to investigate further, but really … can you blame us?

Previously: Abi Titmuss Blog, Abi Titmuss in Maxim, Page 3 Propaganda, Page 3 Girls

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  • sam991

    I’m no design pro but there is this new thing called colour that looks rather good.

  • glwssa

    The site is complete bullshit. The “members area” has a couple dozen pictures and a crappy version of the widely available video – not the bounty of hardcore delights that the site advertises.

  • hazel

    Its not bullshit at all, and I’ve got the videos to prove it, they are all in zip files at the bottomg of the first page of the members area. Can’t wait until she does the Jodie Marsh one.

  • That Just Happened

    Yep, that site sucks. There are no zip files to be found in the members area.