September 28, 2006 | 6 Comments

Screech Sex Tape Preview: You’ve Been Warned

Screech Sex Tape Preview: You've Been Warned

We don’t feel right about it (and by “right” we mean “aroused in the slightest”), but since celebrity sex tapes are kind of our "thing" we suppose it’s our duty to share this update on Dustin Diamond’s all-too-real video sexcapades. Celeb stalker site TMZ has obtained selected portions of the video and offers a taste of what’s to come should you find yourself in a late night drunken downloading incident in the near future. The former “Saved By The Bell” “star” is reportedly seen lounging in a bathtub before getting it on with two women in a hotel room and then finishing with the notorious "Dirty Sanchez". (Wait … people actually do that?) Now that we’ve fulfilled our contractual obligations, you’re on your own if you decide to explore any further. We take no responsibility for whatever Bayside High-related nightmares tear you from your sleep tonight.

· Screech Sex Tape Preview (tmz.com)

· “Screech’s ‘Saved By The Smell’: The Teaser Trailer” (Defamer)

Previously: Daniela On The Beach, Imogen Thomas Sex Tape?, "Barbra Streisand" Porn Film on eBay, Vince and Janine: A Look Back, Carolyn Murphy Sex Tape, Finally, G

lben Ergen Sex Tape, Kid Rock Sex Tape, The (Expurgated) Colin Farrell Sex Tape, Tom Sizemore Sex Tape(s)

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  • Dirk

    I am so deeply conflicted. Part of me wants to click on the link but I can’t quite bring myself to do it…

    Oh Screech… he grew up so fast.

  • youtubepoker

    Aaaarrgghh! That’s me even thinking about watching this video. If I actually watched it I’d probably wind up tearing my eyeballs out. Yucchh.

  • IgorStravinsky

    Zach Morris – “I’ve got a tip for you two ladies, I’m free tonight.”

    I’ve misspent many hours of dreamy afternoons cooking up Zach Morris styled fantasies about dating two women on one night each at other ends of the same bar, having to “go to the bathroom” every 2minutes to check the other lady until with hilarious consequences I get caught out, both girls meet each other and then things got a little more x-rated and I’d have to put my coat in my lap.

    In all these fantasies, double periods of maths and english, with a fixed glazed-content expression, not once, not once, ever, did I picture Screech, or his hairy jew-fro butt crack.

    This has crushed the delicate flower of my imagination. I may never dream again.

  • B

    I read over at the onion AV club, but as a rule, any porputed sex tape that mentions anything like a dirty sanchez or a donkey punch or unicorns is a fake.

  • BustyGal

    Ummm.. where’s the sex? So he’s in a bathtub. That just proves that he knows how to bathe himself

  • Jonnobot

    Um, the clip is a preview; the actual video presumably features actual sex. As well as smearing poop on someone’s lip.