August 27, 2004 | Posted in Editorial Features by
If the skies are dark over New York City next week during the Republican National Convention, it may be due to the cloudbusting efforts of the Brooklyn Orgastic Politics Collective, who plan to combat the "Deadly Orgone Energy (DOR)" of Dubya and company with ... uh, something based on the theories of Wilhelm Reich ("Metaphorically speaking, our September 2nd project will be an attempt to give the sky a blowjob.
Or to pleasure its clitoris
whichever way you
d prefer to conceive it.") The details may be vague, but the end results sound promising: "It may be possible to reduce the convention floor to a quivering Saturnalia.
Imagine the Republican delegates so consumed in fucking and sucking that they forget to nominate Bush." It's almost enough to make us want to don our riot gear and camp outside Madison Square Garden to see what happens.