· Could technology become so advanced that in the future we only fuck machines instead of each other? That sounds like the worst science fiction movie ever. (msnbc.msn.com)
· Some quick-draw paparazzo snagged a photo of Penelope Cruz’s elusive, half-submerged nipple. You know how in the movie "Jaws," the scariest scenes are the ones where you don’t actually see the shark? Well, this is nothing like that. (egotastic.com)
· Tamara Hoover, the Austin art teacher who got in trouble for being interesting – and nude – has settled with her school and resigned from her job. Since her other option was to fight to keep working with a bunch of boring prudes, she probably made the right choice. (statesman.com)
· Despite what you may have heard, sex doesn’t sell – at least not to girls anyway. It’s a good thing they only make up, like, 50% of the population or something. (businessweek.com)
· Say, it ain’t so! Amsterdam threatens to shut down of almost half of the city’s Red Light businesses. That would be like taking the casinos out of Las Vegas … or the hookers. Either one. (jaunted.com)
· Today’s tourist advisory: Girls are not allowed to go wild in Orange Beach, Alabama. Any other beach in Alabama would probably be fine though. (al.com)
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