· A recap of the first UK Masturbate-A-Thon, introduces some of the participants and gets in a few digs at America’s puritanical ways. Sometimes we forget how touching ourselves can win the culture war. (observer.guardian.co.uk)
· Pornstars have been given permission to ride motorcycles through Auckland, New Zealand without their clothes on. Why, you ask? Does it really matter? (news.com.au)
· The key to a successful home burglary is speed and stealth. Logging on to your victim’s computer so you can masturbate to online porn accomplishes neither of those objectives. (nola.com)
· Thailand has banned a brand of condoms called "Good Penetration," because they think the cool name will convince young people to have sex sooner. That’s right … regular condoms won’t make them think of sex at all. (yahoo.com)
· An 88-year-old farmer in India has sex every day, just fathered a baby boy and is ready to have more children. He says the secret is long walks, good diet, and three liters of camel milk a day. Memo to Fleshbot Purchasing Dept.: Buy a camel. (indiatimes.com)
· Albuquerque, New Mexico, loves its burlesque shows. Do you think it has something to do with the letter Q? (abqtrib.com)
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