Morning Wood

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· What is Victoria Silvstedt doing on this hotel balcony? Normally we’d think it’s not what it looks like, but knowing Victoria … it could be worse. (wwtdd.com)

· Harry Potter star Daniel Radciffle will do the full monty for his next performance. Unfortunately, it won’t be a scene in the sequel where Hermione use her "magic" to turn Harry into a man. (reuters.com)

· Comedy and porn go together like … actually, we can’t imagine what it would be like, but you can find out at the Laugh Factory’s "Porn and Punchlines" show. Could it be the best combo since peanut butter and chocolate? [Ed. note: Not possible!] (xbiz.com)

2006_07_28_mw_sweden.jpg · The Swedish military has banned porn on its bases and now won’t even let officers stay in hotels that offer adult movies. And when was the last time Sweden won a war? (wdcmedia.com)

· If you live in Fresno, California, you might want to update the preset buttons on your radio as the local Christian station has changed formats. To 24-hour porn, of course. Turn it up, man! (cnn.com)

· A strip club in Texas is hosting tubing trips in the local river. What could go wrong? "I hope they behave themselves … but I’m not sure they will because strippers are trained to take off their clothes." Oh, right … that. (kristv.com)

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