Since Fleshbot believe that every single one of our readers should have the opportunity—nay, the right, even—to be able to tell their grandchildren someday that they were once in a porn movie, we’re happy to announce the return of our “So You Want To Be A Porn Star” contest … only this time, you won’t even have to spend a single cent of your own money on subway fare to get to the set. This time around, VividAlt will be providing the lucky winner with a prize package guaranteed to make even Jenna Jameson jealous … and we promise you’ll still be able to tell your mom all about your experience without being too embarassed.
Full contest details after the jump.
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The contest:
Send us an email describing why you think you deserve to make your porn debut with VividAlt. This can be in the form of an essay, a poem, a haiku, a picture, a Photoshop collage, a song, a short video clip … as long as you can attach it to an email and it winds up in our inbox, it’s eligible. Remember: spelling, neatness, and originality count! (Just because it’s alt doesn’t mean it has to be sloppy.)
The prizes:
Courtesy of the good folks at VividAlt, the grand prize winner of the contest will receive the following:
· A custom-written role in superstar directrix Vena Virago‘s upcoming VividAlt production “EastSide Story”, to be shot in Los Angeles in September:
“‘EastSide Story’ is a hardcore look at the hipsters and graffiti-art-types who inhabit the neighborhoods east of Echo Park. Shot on location in the urban sprawl beyond downtown LA, ‘EastSide Story’ is part documentary and part ‘art happening’, framed around some truly trippy triple-x sex scenes. This is Hip-Hop meets Electro … This is where the Low-Riders meet the Art-Cars … This is where white, black and brown hook up under the red, white and blue.”
(Note: the role is non-sexual, but it does include dialogue … and if you want to take your clothes of anyway while hanging around the set, we’re sure no one will mind.)
· Round-trip airfare to Los Angeles from anywhere within the United States or Canada (sorry, overseas readers—we promise we’ll come up with a contest for you one of these days too).
· Two night’s accomodations in a fabulous Los Angeles hotel—and by “fabulous” we don’t mean “conveniently situated under a flight path near LAX”.
· A spumoni date with VividAlt superstarlet and self-proclaimed nerd lover Dana DeArmond. (We were going to call it an ice cream date, but what can we say? The girl likes spumoni.)
· A copy of every single VividAlt DVD release for an entire year.
Two runners up will receive the year’s worth of VividAlt DVDs as well, and while we’d love to send everyone on a spumoni date with Dana DeArmond, we’re afraid her schedule won’t allow that to happen.
The rules: Only one entry per email address. Fleshbot reserves the right to post all submitted entries in whole or in part. For more fine print stuff, read this.
The deadline: Email us your entry (along with a statement confirming that you are over 18 years of age) to fleshbotcontests@gmail.com. The entry deadline is Friday, August 11 at 5 PM PST. We’ll announce the winner over the following week.
Remember, kids—this is a once in a lifetime opportunity! That is, until our next contest rolls around. But why wait? Enter now!
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Previously: Fleshbot Contest: So You Want To Be A Porn Star …, Behind The Scenes: “Joanna Angel’s Fuckin’ Guide to Fucking”, VividAlt.com Launches, DVD Review: “Silver Lake Scenesters”, Eon McKai Goes Vivid
