While it may sometimes appear that we here Fleshbot are merely conniving porn hounds looking to exploit this flash-in-the-pan “blogging” thing to turn a quick buck, really, all this raunch is just a clever disguise behind which to forward our other secret agenda: our dream that one day all the world’s citizens be empowered with the liberty and knowledge necessary to lead meaningful, fulfilling sexual lives. Considering that we have such noble intentions, is it hard to understand why we can’t resist poking fun at sex advice columnists every now and then? Even if they share the same goal as we do, at least we try to give you something to get off to when all the advice in the world still can’t get you laid.
-A. Tolesco
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My Messy Bedroom, Dating Girl:
Don’t tell me I am sick or a pervert. I know if we have sex once, it will be the last time, but on the other hand it may not be. What do I do?
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Singlestop.com, Direct Answers:
I met this young man while playing an online role-playing game. After months of playing well together the shard was going to shut down. He and I were leaders of our group, so we tested shards together to find another one for our group.
By his mannerisms and maturity, I assumed he was in his 30s at a minimum. He is intelligent, humorous, has sex appeal, the whole package. He wants to spend the rest of his life with me. We both agreed to meet for the first time in September when my youngest is off to college.
He doesn’t care about our age difference and wants to introduce this to his family as painlessly as possible. Any suggestions? He’s 18 and I’m 45.
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I am definitely a fan of yours and I have a quick simple question for you. I recently purchased an iVibe by Doc Johnson for my girlfriend. She loves it, but we are a little confused about something. The clerk told us to use cheap batteries, that vibrators are not made to handle batteries like Energizer Batteries. I wanted to find out if this is true or not? After spending some money on something I want to make it last as long as possible.
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The Student Center, Teen Sexuality:
Hi I have a problem.I used to masterbate and the two balls down there have got very small. why it happened and how can they get to original size?
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What’s the odor and discharge from my bellybutton?
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semen, i mean. it smells like a musty mushroom cellar with a pinch of chlorine and some onions thrown in. how the hell do i make it smell-less again?
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Though I don’t think I’ve ever met a man who hasn’t tasted his own come (and a friend who does gangbang films tells me there are fellows who wait around the set for the sheer privilege of lapping up the mess), porn is very slow to role reverse, and come-eating is seen as women’s work.
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id=103&feed_id=17§ion_directory=”>Ask Krista, Q&A:
I am an artist, but my paintings are too erotic for West Texas.
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