· You know it’s a slow news day when Jessica Alba sucking on a lollipop is enough to get our pulse racing. Of course, Jessica Alba picking food out of her teeth would probably be enough to do that too. (idontlikeyouinthatway.com)
· Then again, it isn’t every day we come across a video clip featuring Connie Chung in a tight dress writhing around on a piano while singing painfull off key; fans of upskirt shots of middle-aged Asian women might want to examine it more closely than we did, though they’ll probably want to turn down the volume first. (Gawker)
· While this washable strap-on saddle designed for kids and dads would make a great last minute Father’s Day gift, it might also be perfect for that special submissive or pony play enthusiast in your life. Don’t forget the matching knee pads! (cashelcompany.com – thanks Dennis)
· In an update to a story we posted about yesterday, Austin art teacher Tamara Hoover isn’t going down without a fight—and she’s using MySpace to rally support for her defense. Help her out, because the world needs more art … and more sexy teachers willing to get naked for it. (kxan.com + myspace.com)
· It seems Joss Stone is working on a side project that pretty much consists of her walking around in various bikinis. It’s not a bad business to be in though, should the music thing ever fall through. (egotastic.com)
· The rides at the fair never last long enough, but some girls found that flashing your boobs is a great way to get a few extra minutes of spin time. Plus, it’s just a nice thing to do for the carnies. (indystar.com)
· We probably don’t need to tell you that burlesque has been making a comeback for some time now, but it’s nice to see that others are taking notice. Don’t expect ABC to break out “Fan Dancing with the Stars” anytime soon, though. (canada.com)
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