Wet Spots

· Nothing against these particular “Girls of MySpace”, but we were kinda hoping that Playboy’s search through thousands of profiles would uncover a little more variety that your typical Bunny model—to say nothing about the fact that not one of these photos was taken with a digital camera pointed at a mirror. (galleries @ dailyniner.com)

· We will not rest until we feature every known female celebrity in a gallery of bikini photos taken by paparazzi. Kirsten Dunst, who got caught enjoying the water in Cannes, brings us one step closer to completing our collection. (egotastic.com)

· This would be the scariest headline of the week if it weren’t for that extra comma: “New Zealand online for porn, sheep”. (stuff.co.nz)

· This article compares “Naughty America: The Game” to its PG-13 ancestor “The Sims” and concludes that while there’s definitely a market for sex-fueled MMORPGs, it looks like “World of Warcraft” has nothing to worry about. It seems that gaming geeks like killing ogres almost as much as cybersex. Maybe more. (sci-tech-today.com)

· 2006_05_23_sextris.jpgFor a more low-tech (and nostalgic) sexy gaming experience, why not play a few rounds of Sextris? It’s sort of like “Tetris” meets “Nude Photo Hunt,” only without the creepy guy who’s always feeding quarters into that machine at the end of the bar. (flashgamesarena.com, via Kotaku)

· Kristen Bell (a.k.a. Veronica Mars) and Prince (who may be living on Mars) have won PETA’s poll declaring them the “World’s Sexiest Vegetarians”. Now if PETA would just have them lead a couple of nude protest rallies, they’d really have something going. (goveg.com)

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  • heterophobic

    Fuck Kirsten Dunst and her sharp knees, I think that’s the Queen MILF herself, Mary Louise Parker in a bikini there with her. YOWZA!!

  • Dashiell

    ehhh…. I don’t think so.