In which the AVN Hall of Fame inductee, newly enshrined pinup model, and charity poker tournament shark turns her attention away from her puppies for a few minutes (we mean those puppies) to answer a few of our questions ...
So if we met you in a bar and asked you "What's your sign?", how would you respond? I'd tell you that I was a Virgo and hoped you weren't a Taurus. I don't think Taurus men and Virgo women are supposed to get along.
If you had to do it all over again and choose your porn name based on your first pet's name and the name of the street you grew up on, what would it be? Trixxxie Saltwell, which sounds like an Austin Powers name. Maybe I should just say to hell with it and change my name like Rachel Ryan did back in the early 90's.
If you had two tickets to paradise, where would you go and who would you take? You said paradise, right? I'd have to take someone who would also make me feel like I was in paradise. So I would go to some warm, tropical island with Brad Pitt. We could rest, swim, fuck, and if we get bored then we'd set up a fight club with the natives and watch them beat each other to a pulp.
Without actually looking, tell us what's in your refrigerator right now. That would be easy. I only eat organic food, so my choices are sparse. I have tomatoes, grapefruit, spinach, lettuce, carrots, apples, strawberries and blackberries. I also have rice milk (for my slow cooking oatmeal), lots of water, red bull, a bottle of vodka, a bottle of Dom Perignon, a slab of raw sushi tuna, organic ground turkey, organic chicken, a bag of Starbucks coffee and a whole bunch of liquid minerals and vitamins.
Describe yourself as if you were writing a personal ad (i.e., 25 words or less) Hard working, fun loving, sexual woman who loves travel, play, dance; relax when I can, go wild when I can, and live to the max.
What mainstream celebrity would you most like to costar in a porn movie with, and why? Brad Pitt, and the reasons are obvious—otherwise he wouldn't have remained the sexiest man in film for over a decade. Everything about him screams I'm Hot! Besides, Angelina Jolie is banging him and having his child, so he can't be all that bad.
What's the last movie you saw that made you cry? "Brokeback Mountain". I went with my gay assistant who had seen it almost 15 times and every time he explained it to me he would never cry. I decided to go with him one night to see it for myself, and I started to cry when Heath Ledger held Jake Gyllenhaal's shirt pressed up against his face. He would never see this person he loved so much ever again. I understand that kind of pain so it touched me very deeply at that moment. When someone dies that you love more than anything else you can think of, your throat and your heart feel like they have closed up and you're choking to death yourself. Also, the movie is just about Love—sure, it happens to be two men in this situation but it is still just about love. Two people on the earth that found one another and couldn't simply be together because of the prejudices of other people. So many people fear what they cannot understand or what they don't want to understand, and instead they just want to get rid of the thing that makes them feel afraid.
What three CDs would you take if you were stranded on a desert island? This is hard since my music preferences change with my mood. OK, Alicia Keys for when I feel mellow, Nelly for when I want to rev up and Marvin Gaye when I want to get down.
What would be the first thing you would rescue if your house was on fire? My pets.
What's the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning? How much work I can possibly get done, or what I should start to do ASAP.
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