· Yet another important, groundbreaking study of the sort seemingly designed to get picked up on sex blogs shows that most men are easily distracted by pretty women. Thanks for the tip, Professor Obvious … er, what were we talking about again? (bbc.co.uk)
· Planned Parenthood’s new motto is “Safe Is Sexy” and this new ad drives the point home with the sexiest jackhammer and hard hat action we’ve seen since that “Satisfaction” video. BTW, does anyone know where we can get one of those tearaway jumpsuits? (ppgg.org, via Adrants)
· Jamie-Lynn Sigler celebrates the return of her maiden name with a new cover shoot for Maxim. The photos are great and she’s definitely not afraid posing in her underwear … but sooner or later, we hope the cutest Soprano is going to up the ante and lose a little more fabric. (maximonline.com + youtube.com – thanks Sanj)
· Baylor University—which, uncoincidentally, is the world’s largest Baptist college—has threatened to expel any female students who end up in Playboy’s forthcoming “Girls of the Big 12″ issue. Any male students caught “reading” said issue will, of course, be asked to loan it out when they’re done. (chron.com)
· “Can I buy you a drink?” is a pretty reliable opening line, but it might backfire if your intended target finds one of these STD warning coasters at the bottom of their glass. Although, think of all the drunken 2:00 a.m. mistakes that could have been avoided if every bar dished these babies out during last call … (blogcadre.com – thanks S.)
· Christie’s in Paris prepares for “the erotic sale of the century” next week: over 1200 items from the Gérard Nordmann Library, including an original manuscript of “The Story of O.” and correspondence by the Marquis de Sade. Maybe we can find some other use for those paddles we have lying around the office? (telegraph.co.uk, via Tiny Nibbles)
· The lack of universal health insurance is certainly hurting this country, but going door-to-door to offer free breasts exams isn’t the answer. Especially when you aren’t a doctor. (nbc6.net, via Sploid)
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