Celebrity NippleWatch™: Lindsay Lohan’s Back!

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Ah, just writing the charmed words “Lindsay Lohan Nipple Slip” brings us back to those halcyon days of ’04, back when we were so enamoured of the newly legal(-ish) charms of young Lindsay that you could barely unscrew a bottle of lube here at Fleshbot without bumping into a post or several about her jiggly bits. Times have changed, however; Lindsay’s grown into an occasionally spooky looking cross between Christina Ricci and Paris Hilton lovely young woman and we’ve moved on to other objects of obsession affection, which makes today’s Celebrity NippleWatch™ post all the more nostalgically poignant. Of course, we can’t be 100% sure in our post-Mardi Gras hangoverish haze that this photo from Lindsay’s appearance at the General Motors Ten event in New York yesterday isn’t a convincing fake*, but isn’t a little healthy ocular exercise combined with wishful thinking what a good old-fashioned NippleWatch™ is all about?

“Lindsay Lohan is a flasher” (photos @ wwtdd.com; see hi-res money shot here – also spotted @ IDon’tLikeYouInThatWay and Egotastic)

*Update No less an eminent authority than The Sun reassures us that the photo is, in fact, the real deal: “Judging by our stunning snaps, the sultry brunette now looks chest great
flashing an ample pair of boobs for her tiny frame.” Guess that settles that. (thesun.co.uk)

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Previously: Lindsay Lohan on Jay Leno, Lindsay Lohan: The Jigglenaut Continues, Lindsay Lohan in Vanity Fair, Celebrity Nipplewatch™ Archives

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  • heterophobic

    I just want to point out that your sister site Defamer had the nerve to mention Lindsay’s resurrected “curves”, since they were apparently so distracted by the lovely breast that they missed her still sharp, pointy elbows. *shudder*

  • Al aka El Negro Magnifico

    She could put someone’s eye out with her sharp-ass corners. She’s like that geometry set compass in your elementary school pencil case.

  • Montecore

    Her breasts look great; too bad her eyese and hair look like crap though.