Porn Valley Dispatch

In life, as in the adult industry, the presence of one thing often means the absence of another; In the case of two upcoming films concerning absences (holes!), there are also significant presences (cocks!).

Mercenary Pictures, hot on the holes heels of its first "Hole Collector" project, is now releasing a second installment in the series, cunningly titled "Hole Collector 2". Is being a "hole collector" indicative of a vacant inner life? (Come to think of it, is writing about porn useless?) Who cares? All that matters is Mika Tan is in "Hole Collector 2", and that she is lean like a piece of, I don
t know, sex jerky.- G. Ponante

Strangely enough, co-starring is Cardiff-bred Sophie Dee. Too late to appear in
To Sir With Love,
she chose porn instead. Dee
s is not one of the holes collected on the boxcover, alas, but we do get to see Lexington Steele
s patented porn-quizzical badass expression. Priceless.

· Mercenary Pictures (mercenarypictures.com)

- - -

Verb: That
s what
s happening. Colossal Entertainment wants you to put your thing in action, interpreting "hole" as a verb with their poker-themed release "Tex-Ass Hole
Em" starring Sara Stone, Tory Lane, Katja Kassin, Sandra Romain, and the bespectacled Eva Angelina.

No, I don
t know how exactly this is a poker-themed film either.

In any case, Colossal submitted relative newcomer Stone
s name for consideration in AVN
s Best New Starlet category because the company was so impressed with her work in this film; Colossal functionaries did not say Stone made Kassin, Angelina, Romaine et al look like old hags, but it may have been implied.

· Colossal Entertainment (colossalent.com)

* * * * *

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch Archive