June 27, 2005 | Posted in Editorial Features by
Just because some people look to us as experts in the fields of sex and smut doesn't mean we know everything: for example, we're not really sure what a "vagina bra" is (though we might try one on if you ask nicely), but we're always willing to learn.
Let Violet Blue help you slip into some tit fucking debates, spanking deliberations, man-milking interludes, caning experiments, queer thought probes, and more after the jump ...
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Sex Blog Roundup
by Violet Blue
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the vagina bra
"...then, when we'd gotten that right, he decides that he wants me to squeeze his cock between my boobs, and he fuck that. this is a particularly difficult piece of engineering, even with boobs the size of gog and magog, since the thrusting cock always squeezes to the surface, excaping the boobish grasp. i aksked him if that was what he really wanted, and he said that yes, yes it was. so we started to titfuck that way. and, sure enough, despite my best efforts, his urgent and swollen cock would always float to the surface at just the wrong moment. i noticed, as i vainly tried to keep callan 2.0 secure in my cleavage, that both of us were looking at said cock. me peering down over my chin at his progress and circumstance, and callan, from on high, staring at himself in the cock-eye..."
Come one, come all, the whole world is waiting
"As a libertine prude I prefer an expansive definition of sex that is not limited to intercourse, so I think even ungraciously named acts like "tit fucking" count as sex. On the other hand, as a prudish libertine I'm shocked by the number of people who don't connect heterosexual sex and orgasms for women."
(Figleaf's Real Adult Sex)
"And then she began to milk me. The velvet walls of her sex tightened around my shaft, released their hold on me, gripped me again, all as she continued to flow up and down my length. Up and down, up and down. Tighten, relax. Tighten, relax."
The Real Queer Eye
"...walk onto any third grade playground and you'll get the real meaning we all grow up with. Odd as in you-can't-play-with-us-you-sissy. Odd as in I'm-gonna-shove-your-head-into-this-toilet-where-it-belongs-you-faggot. Odd as in you-fucking-dyke-I'll-show-you-how-a-real-woman-takes-it-up-the-cunt. In other words, any person in their right mind would think twice before proclaiming 'Hello world. I'm a big fabulous queer!'"
"We spent the next few minutes simultaneously reading this article side by side on the couch, each on our own laptops (totally geeky). Pink then says
and then menacingly shuts the lid of her computer and turns off the TV. I shut the lid of my computer and follow her to the bedroom. I am standing in the middle of the bedroom and Pink takes off my belt, dragging it through the loops painfully slow..."
(Pink Bottomed Girls)
"Stand proud Gay Parcheesi Players with Hay Fever! You are not alone. Soon, you too will have a float in the parade. And a special flag. This is how we got the new acronym GLBTIQQ. We used to be the gay community. Now, we are the gay, lesbian, bisexual, transexual, intersex, queer and questioning community. If we really want to be genuinely inclusive, we should add FSP for friendly straight people. And then add some vowels, because they're feeling oppressed and excluded from the acronym. Then add T for Tired, because you're exhausted by the time you get to the end of it. GBLTIQQUOEFSPAT. This is how the Parade got so long. "
Experiment update 1 - day 2
"The long awaited experiment has finally begun. My wife is going to be my own personal sex-slave for 30 days! My brain has been on overdrive for some time now, making wicked plans ... 1. You will shave your pussy and ass, as often as possible. When I say shaved I mean totally shaved
not even your little patch will be allowed to remain."
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