Morning Wood

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&middot Illinois man arrested at Northwestern University library for masturbating in front of female students while muttering “sexy feet”. And they call us perverts? (Daily Northwestern @ Adult FYI)

&middot Has the age of the celebrity nip slip run its course? Daniel Radosh seems to think so: “Celebrity nip slips may be exciting or funny, but they are not sexy. They don
t show something we
re not supposed to see.” (radarmagazine.com)

&middot New music video features everything you’ve always loved about Beautiful Agony, in three minutes or less. (Quick Time video @ blog.myspace.com, via Sensible Erection; see also “Bushes”)

&middot New study shows that British men beat their American, Spanish, Dutch, and Turkish counterparts when it comes to sex—“at least when they are measured against the clock”. Who knew? (Times UK)

&middot Meanwhile, seven East London auto plant workers were this. (The Sun UK + .wmv video @ thats-fucked-up.com)

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