· Send bad girl Gia Paloma some healing vibes as she recuperates from her boob job this week: “I went from B’s to D’s, just like my grades once I hit junior high!” Let’s hope this hospital stay was more pleasant than her last one. (AVN Blog; see pre-surgery Gia pics here)
· Just when we thought we’d forever be spared of more Ann Coulter sex fiction, that horny mystery blogger is back in the ass-saddle again: ”
Well get out of that ridiculously too young for you Abercrombie & Fitch t-shirt, say goodbye to 1998 and lose the cargo pants, and get ready to stuff the only thing interesting about you into the sloppy end of my digestive tract.
” (blogspot.com, via WOW Report)
· Anyone know where we can get a copy of a magazine with that new Durex ad? It might come in handy on those long flights when we’re feeling a little lonely. (ad-rag.com)
· Speaking of trips, we now know where not to stay the next time we hit the road … thanks to Clean Hotels, “a network of lodging facilities that do not offer in-room, ‘adult’, pay-per-view movies”. Sweet! (cleanhotels.com)
· Then again, if we ever find ourselves in a porn-free hotel room late at night we guess we can always tune to TBS for some hot Ginger-on-MaryAnn pie fight action. (tbs.com, via Attu; more sexy pie fights here)
· Two things you should know before you read this story about a Norwegian high school student stripping onstage to win a contest: 1) she’s 19, and 2) whoever filmed it apparently hadn’t learned how to use the zoom feature on his or her video camera yet. (aftenposten.no; see video @ Double Viking)
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