Morning Wood

· The Independent discovers that porn is hot on US college campuses—but you knew that already, right? (independent.co.uk)

· Then again, maybe things aren't as freewheeling on campuses today as we'd like to think ... especially where penises are concerned. (nationalreview.com)

· The Superficial scores a screencap from Paris Hilton's "banned" Carl's Jr. commercial, though we can't see what the brouhaha is all about—after all, it's not like we're not used to seeing her with her mouth full or anything. Thanks folks, we're here all week! (The Superficial; more @ Adweek, and more sexy meat sightings here)

· A reader sends along this helpful guide to the various kinds of chicks with dicks in Japanese anime ... because even we get confused sometimes. (raspberryheaven.net - thanks Ben)

· Meanwhile, College Sex Advice presents everything you ever wanted to know about sucking your own dick (assuming you have one) and a "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Clit" (assuming you don't have one)—because some things are just worth knowing. (collegesexadvice.com)

· Hoping to add Britney Spears' pregnancy test to your personal collection? Sorry, but GoldenPalace.com already beat you to it. (hot899.com, via Flaunting It)

· The New York Times gets hip to hipster porn, edits out all Fleshbot quotes from published piece. But we're not bitter, really. (Gawker)

· We couldn't think of a better way to wish a (belated) happy Queen's Day to all our Dutch friends than with Veronica Zemanova in orange. (Yes, we know she's not Dutch. But still.) (thisisveronica.blogspot.com)

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