We may know a few more licks of Spanish than our Sapphic-sniffing sibling site Defamer does (ha, we said “licks” too … get it?), but even we were amused by this screaming tabloid headline (which we believe more accurately translates to something like “Penélope & Salma’s Superhot Rugmunching Adventure!”)—even if the accompanying “reporte exclusivo” and two month-old photographic “proof” left a lot to be desired. We can still dream, can’t we?
“Tabloids Speak The International Language” (Defamer)
Previously: Monday Morning After, Salma Hayek in “Frida”, Lust For Arabs
