We don’t know about you, but we hate losing track of our partners in the dark—they always seem to disappear when we’re not watching carefully enough. Such nocturnal mishaps are a thing of the past with the advent of the GloThong, the perfect sartorial accessory to the light-up bras we posted about a few weeks ago. Our electronic panty-sniffing sibling site Gizmodo weighs in with some thoughts on the technology involved: “Sure, the two-hour rechargeable battery will have to go somewhere, most likely in between inconspicuous folds of flesh, leaving only a tantalizing mound of mystery behind. Is it a woman with a battery? A pre-op transsexual in need of an organ origami lesson? Prolapse? Half the fun of GloThong … is never knowing for sure.” Meanwhile, we’re already waiting for GloThong porn to become the next big trend.
The GloThong (product and ordering info @ glothong.com, via Gizmodo)
“MBA student develops glow-in-the-dark thong” (lufkindailynews.com)
See also: Women’s Glow In The Dark Thong (product info @ bettersex.com)
Previously: FHGG: Ballsies, The Thong Thread, The $599 Thong?, AntiPanties, Eurovision Thong Contest, Whale Tails, Thongs Daily
